Absurd Meetings > Donutgate Subcommittee
Donutgate Subcommittee Meeting Minutes:
Meeting called to discuss the recent Donutgate scandal, where the CEO ate the last 3 dozen donuts.
Motions:
- Resolution 1: The CEO should have to wear a donut-shaped name tag as penance.
- Resolution 2: The company should provide an all-you-can-eat donut buffet for the next 3 weeks.
- Resolution 3: The company should hire a full-time Donut Taste Tester to ensure this travesty never happens again.
Action Items:
- Investigate the CEO's donut-eating habits.
- Install donut surveillance cameras in the break room.
- Develop a Donutgate Recovery Plan (DRP).