The Absurd Meeting of Bizarreness

A Gathering of the Incredibly Confused and the Utterly Fuddled

We have convened this meeting to discuss the pressing matters of the Bizarreness Initiative. Present will be the esteemed Chairperson of Bizarreness, Dr. Reginald P. Bottomsworth, and his trusty sidekick, Bob.

Agenda:

• Pointless Agenda Item 1: The Search for the Perfect Sock
• Pointless Agenda Item 2: The Debate on Whether Cats are Actually Aliens
• Pointless Agenda Item 3: The Importance of Properly Labeling the Fridge

Don't forget to bring your lunch, as we will be adjourning for an extended period of time to eat it.