Pointless Agenda Item 1: The Inefficiency Initiative

Today's agenda item 1: A thorough discussion on the importance of procrastination.

Objective:

• To establish a clear definition of "procrastination"
• To identify the optimal amount of time to waste on a single task
• To develop a comprehensive strategy for avoiding productivity

Key Action Items:

• Establish a "thinking" committee to explore the depths of unnecessary thought
• Create a "distractions" department to ensure adequate browsing of cat videos
• Develop a "procrastination app" to track and analyze idle time

Decision Items:

• Will we spend 3 hours discussing the definition of "procrastination"?
• Should we allocate 2 hours for cat video breaks?
• Can we really afford to spend 1 hour on the "procrastination app"?

Next Steps:

See Pointless Agenda Item 1: Decision 2 for more information on these and other pressing topics.

Also, Pointless Agenda Item 2 is scheduled for next week.