Absurd Meetings 2023
Minutes from the Meeting That Never Happened
Attendees:
- Bob Johnson, CTO of Slightly-Competent Software
- Jean-Paul, Intern of Infinite Coffee Consumption
- David, CEO of "I've Got a Great Idea for a Startup" Inc.
Agenda:
- 1. Discuss the meaning of life.
- 2. Eat free donuts.
- 3. Decide on the best way to spend the afternoon.
Decisions:
- We will eat all the free donuts.
- We will not decide on the best way to spend the afternoon, as that would require actual work.
- Life is meaningless, let's just go home early.
Next Meeting: Never Happening