Today's agenda:
1. Declare that 42 is, in fact, the answer to everything, but only if we like it.
2. Randomly rearrange the seating to maximize entropy.
3. Elect a random member of the team as the new CEO, then force them to make all decisions via Ouija board readings.
4. Introduce the concept of "Chaos Theory Time" where the laws of physics no longer apply, and 2+2 = 5 if we want it to be so.
| Time | Activity |
| 10:00 AM | Randomly assign team members new, impossible tasks |
| 12:00 PM | Commence Ouija board readings for all major decisions |
| 3:00 PM | Introduce new, arbitrary rules and regulations |
Remember: Chaos Brew is now available in the break room.