Here lies the Abysson, a seemingly bottomless pit of corporate meetings.

It was said that on any given Tuesday, a team lead would step into this abyss, never to be heard from again.

• Meetings about meetings (in progress)
• Breakout sessions for breakout rooms
• Agenda items for the next 17 iterations
• Powerpoint presentations about Powerpoint

Current Agenda:

Monday 14:00-15:00: The Infinite Loop of Feedback

Tuesday 10:00-12:00: The Sisyphean Task Force

Thursday 14:00-16:00: The Never-ending Status Update

Don't forget to bring your lunch, your sanity, and your sense of hope!