We've been conducting a series of experiments in the Abyssal Plane, where gravity is a distant memory and the laws of physics are mere suggestions. Our goal is to see just how far we can push the fabric of reality before it starts to unravel.
Current Status:
Dimensional Rift: 34% stable. Gravity waves still wobbly.
Time Dilation: 72% successful. Time travelers reporting minor temporal disorientation.
Interdimensional Resonance: 99% achieved. Reality bending within acceptable parameters.
Quantum Leap Pooling - Next phase of experimentation: jumping into a pool of quantum fluctuations to see how many dimensions we can jump.
Transdimensional Telephone - A new way of communicating with alternate realities using a combination of quantum entanglement and really loud shouting.
Abyssal Accommodations - A new line of interdimensional vacation rentals, where the views are always changing and the towels are always fluffy.