Accusing the Quiet Ones: The Art of Blasting Your Coworker for Not Contributing Enough

Meetings: where the air is thick with tension, and the silence is deafening.

But have you ever noticed that some people just sit there, quietly sipping their coffee, not contributing a single idea or opinion?

Well, today we're going to teach you the art of accusing them of being the office Voldemort.

Here's the step-by-step guide:

  1. Stare intensely at the quiet one, daring them to break the silence.
  2. Tap your pen on the table, creating a loud, piercing sound that demands attention.
  3. Clear your throat, and let out a loud, expectant "ah-ha!"
  4. Point accusingly at your coworker, saying "You're not contributing enough, are you?"

But prophets of doom beware: this tactic may come with consequences.

Some people might just start contributing,ประก

Or worse, start minimalist-blogging about how you're a terrible manager.

Learn how to defend yourself against the wrath of the blogosphere. Read our comprehensive history of accusations. But don't say we didn't warn you.