Action Item 2: The Unyielding

Today's Action Item 2 is to... not give up. Yes, you heard that right. We are a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated, and highly unyielding individuals. Our goal is to make the impossible possible, the improbable probable, and the indefensible, inevitable.

Our motto is simple: "We don't give up. Ever." And our battle cry is: "More coffee, more progress, more unyieldingness!"

But don't just take our word for it. Here's what some of our esteemed colleagues have said about us:

• "They're like a well-oiled machine... of unyieldingness." - Jane Doe, Senior Unyielder
• "I've never seen anyone, including my grandmother, give up so much as a sigh." - John Smith, Unyieldingness Expert