Action Items 14-14

Tacos for Life

Decide on a good taco recipe and eat 5 tacos for breakfast every day for a week.

Discuss Tacos for Life with Bob

Solve the Puzzling Puzzle

Buy 1000 jigsaw pieces and build a 10-foot-tall puzzle of a cat wearing a fedora.

Gather Puzzle Experts for Focus Group

Invent the Inflato

Create an inflatable, animatronic chicken that plays a trombone and sings show tunes.

Consult with renowned Dr. Egghead

Write the Great American Novel

Write 500 pages of literary fiction that includes a sentient toaster, a talking pineapple, and 17 plot twists.

Meet with fellow authors of absurd fiction

Next Meeting: 2 weeks, same time, same place.

Create the world's largest ball of twine

Buy 1000 rolls of twine and build a 10-foot-diameter ball of twine that can be used to tie up the world's largest knot.

Discuss twine purchasing with local supplier