Step 1: Wake up at noon. No, really, just wake up.
Step 2: Scroll through cat videos for 4 hours.
Step 3: Pretend to be interested in your work, but really just stare at a wall.
Step 4: Take a 3-hour lunch, eat an entire pizza by yourself.
Step 5: Claim you're "just on a break" when your boss asks what you're doing.
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Or if you're feeling extra lazy, just relax and forget about it.