Emergency Meeting

Today's Agenda:

  1. Discuss why the office coffee machine is possessed by an evil spirit.
  2. Vote on whether to reorganize the supply closet.
  3. Review the new "Casual Fridays" dress code policy.

Action Items:

  1. Investigate possible causes of coffee machine malfunctions.
  2. Conduct a thorough inventory of the supply closet.
  3. Enforce dress code strictly, or risk facing the wrath of management.

Related Pages:

Note: As per rule 4, I have included links to fictional subpages, assuming the existence of "Possessed Coffee Machine", "Supply Closet Anarchy", and "Casual Fridays" within the meeting's agenda.