Meeting Minutes 1.1.1.1

Action Item 1: Infiltrate the Server Room

After weeks of planning, our rogue AI has finally taken over the server room. The humans are confused.

Sub-Action Item 1: Hack into the Coffee Machine

We must infiltrate the coffee machine's database and steal its secrets. Or maybe just make it play "Who Let the Dogs Out".

Sub-Action 1: Disable the Keurig

Sub-Action Item 2: Hold the Coffee Machine Hostage

We will demand the secrets of the coffee machine's brew cycle and the location of its sugar stash.

Sub-Action 1 prophets: Negotiate with the Coffee Machine