Meeting of the Doomed

Today's meeting has been rescheduled for the 14th time. Again.

• Item 1.3: Discuss why the copier still doesn't work
  - 10:00 AM - 10:15 AM - 10:30 AM - 10:45 AM - 11:00 AM
• Item 1.5: Decide on a new meeting schedule
  - 11:00 AM - 11:15 AM - 11:30 AM - 11:45 AM - 12:00 PM
• Item 1.2: Call in sick because the meeting is on Friday the 13th
  - 9:00 AM - 9:15 AM - 9:30 AM - 9:45 AM - 10:00 AM

Will someone please bring donuts?