Meeting Minutes for Meeting 1, 3, 2 (6, 2, 2)

Attendees:

• John (6) - Present, but clearly lost
• Jane (3) - Taking notes, but not really
• Bob (2) - Trying to remember what we're discussing

Action Items:

• Implement new coffee machine, because the old one is clearly a plot to destroy us.
• Buy more chairs for the conference table, because standing is so... 2D.
• Call the IT department, because someone needs to tell them we're not paying them enough.

Next Steps:

• Meet again next week, but this time with more coffee.
• Assign someone to write up the meeting minutes, but not John, he's still confused.
• Send a strongly worded letter to the CEO, because they clearly don't understand us.

Note: Meeting adjourned due to John's continued bewilderment.

Meeting Minutes for Meeting 1, 3, 2 (7, 2, 2) - The next day, same time, same place.