Meeting Minutes for the "Save the World" Initiative

Action Items:

1.3.1: Send a strongly-worded letter to the world's leaders demanding they do their job
1.3.2: Conduct a ritual to summon the spirit of Nostradamus for guidance
1.3.3: Prepare the doomsday bunker by stocking up on Cheez-Its and Netflix subscriptions

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