DECISIONS, DECISIONS, DECISIONS

Meeting Minutes for the Utterly Indecisive

Meeting 4: The Pointless Postponement of Everything

Present: John, Jane, Bob, and 47 other uninvited guests

Objective: To decide on what to have for lunch.

Agenda:

• 1. Pizza or Tacos?
• 2. Should we eat on the beach or in the park?
• 3. Who ate the last donut?

Decisions:

• Item 1: We will have... um... actually, we can't decide.
• Item 2: The meeting will be adjourned to the park because it's raining.
• Item 3: It wasn't us, I swear, it was the intern.

Next Meeting:

Same time, different day. Maybe.

See you next time we can't make up our minds!