Join us for a meeting that will change the fabric of spacetime, one string at a time.
Today's agenda:
Solve the Quandary of Quantum Mechanics
Escape the Black Hole of Complexity
Remember: the fate of the cosmos hangs in the balance. Don't be late.
Time: 3:00 PM
Location: The String Theory Conference Room
Snacks: Free donuts
Attire: Business Casual (but not too casual, we're talking Strings here)