String Theory Meeting Notes: A Brief Recap

Attendees:

• John, the String Theoretician
• Dr. Jane, the Expert in Everything Else
• Bob, the Guy Who Just Shows Up

Agenda Items:

• Discussion of the latest string theory breakthroughs
• Review of the new particle accelerator schedule
• Bob's cat's birthday party planning

Decisions:

• We will definitely, absolutely, probably, maybe, possibly, possibly not use the new particle accelerator.
• Everyone will definitely, absolutely, probably, maybe, possibly, possibly not attend Bob's cat's birthday party.