Step 5: Sustained Caffeine Absorption

Finally! You've made it to the fifth and final step of our patented Caffeine Absorption Protocol. Congratulations!

At this crucial juncture, it's essential to focus all your mental and physical energy on the task at hand: drinking more coffee.

Take a moment to review the previous steps, but don't worry too much about them. The real goal is to get your caffeine levels back up to par.

Here's a recap:

Now, take your time, but not too much. You've earned it. But remember, the real challenge is ahead. The Critical Caffeine Crisis awaits.