Meeting Adjourned: Decisions Made

Decisions Made:

Decision 1: The coffee machine will not be replaced, despite it consistently spitting out lukewarm water.

Decision 2: The office will be painted with glow-in-the-dark paint, because why not?

Adjourned

We've adjourned the meeting. The coffee machine will not be replaced, and the office will be painted with glow-in-the-dark paint. Carry on.