Actual Decision: Adjourning the Meeting that Never Happened

We, the esteemed decision-makers of this prestigious corporation, have gathered to adjourn the meeting that never actually happened. It was always just a formality, but we felt it was necessary to have a nice cup of coffee while doing it.

• Adjourned Meeting: The Real Reason We Did Nothing
• Meeting Minutes: Where the Only Decision Was What to Get for Lunch
• Adjourned Meeting Agenda: Because We Forgot What We Were Doing
• Actual Decision: Where the Only Decision Was to Have Another Meeting