By order of the Supreme Council of Bureaucracy, the Eternal Chocolate Catastrophe Auction shall be conducted as follows:
Lot 1: The Golden Ticket, a chocolate coin rumored to grant the eater temporary invincibility in the game of "Dodge the Laser" shall be sold to the highest bidder.
Lot 2: The Chocolate Fountain, a device capable of dispensing an endless supply of rich, velvety chocolate shall be sold to the highest bidder.
Lot 3: The Chocolate Scent, a perfume designed to attract the attention of even the most discerning chocolatiers shall be sold to the highest bidder.
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