Eternal Chocolate Catastrophe Rules

By Order of the Great Bureaucratic Council, all employees are hereby required to adhere to the following:

• Rule 1: All meetings shall commence with a minimum of two hours of free donut samples.
• Rule 2: All decisions shall be made by flipping a coin and relying on the whims of fate.
• Rule 3: All coffee shall be served in a ratio of precisely 2.5 parts espresso to 1 part creamer, no more, no less.

Failure to comply will result in eternal chocolate cake consumption, which shall be served with an open-ended tab of nacho cheese sauce for dipping.

Related Links

• Ancient Coffee Curse - Learn more about our ancient traditions!
• Eternal Bureaucracy Rules - For the most up-to-date information on our byzantine regulations.