By order of the supreme ruler of Meetings, it is hereby decreed that the Rocky Road Award shall be bestowed upon the person who has managed to eat an entire box of rocky road in one sitting.
This prestigious honor is not for the faint of heart, nor is it for those who value their dental health. It is for the bold, the fearless, and the utterly reckless.
Recipients of the Rocky Road Award shall be granted a year's supply of stomach ache medication and a complimentary set of dentures.
Or, if you're feeling extra brave, try eating a whole box of Rocky Road Challenge and win the award for life!
Disclaimer: Not responsible for any consequences of eating a box of rocky road. Side effects may include, but are not limited to: stomach pain, sugar coma, and existential dread.
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