MEETING AGENDA

TOPIC: Actual Decision Making

Today's meeting will be a thrilling adventure of actual decision making. Come prepared.

1. The Mysterious Case of the Missing Donuts

The donuts that were supposed to be in the break room have gone missing. We need to discuss the implications of this heinous crime.

Learn more about the Great Donut Debacle

2. The Enigmatic Plot of the New Project

We will delve into the mysteries of our new project, "Blergulator 3000." Expect many, many questions.

Unravel the Enigma of Blergulator 3000

3. The Unsettling Conundrum of the Coffee Machine

Our beloved coffee machine has been making a strange gurgling noise. We must confront the horror within.

Face the Fury of the Coffee Machine

Remember, actual decisions will be made today. Or maybe not. Probably not.