MEETING SUMMARY

Actual Decision: Abandoned. Voting: Abandoned. Progress: Stalled. Again.

Reasons for Abandonment:

• One person ate the last donut in the break room.
• Another person's cat was having a crisis.
• Someone's presentation was too boring.

Next Meeting: Never.

Subpages:

• Lost in Transcription
• Phantom Majority
• Adjourned Indefinitely