Today's meeting was called due to growing concerns over Ankle Sock Ratios in the workplace. It was decided that the current ratio of 1.3:1 Ankle Sock to Regular Sock was unacceptable and needed immediate attention.
After much deliberation, it was decided that the Sock Sorting Station and Ankle Sock Appreciation Club would be established immediately. The Mandatory Ankle Sock Fridays were tabled until further review. The Ankle Sock Survey was deemed unnecessary and a waste of company resources.
Next meeting will be held in 2 weeks, same time same place. Don't forget to bring your favorite Ankle Socks!