Actual Decisions: Monday Socks Protocol
According to the Monday Socks Protocol (MSP), Monday mornings are for deciding which socks to wear. Not just any socks, mind you. Only those with the most ostentatious patterns.
As the MSP dictates: "If it's Monday, you wear stripes. If it's Tuesday, you wear polka dots. And on Wednesdays, you wear... well, that's a mystery."