SOCKS OF WAR: A Comprehensive Guide to Sock Czar Strategies

The Sock Czar's Guide to Sock Pairing

The Sock Czar's Office of Unconventional Wisdom presents: Sock Pairing 101.

Learn from the best, learn from the worst. The following strategies have been tried, tested, and mostly failed.

Strategy 1: The Color Blind Method

Don't worry about matching. Just throw a handful of socks in the drawer and hope for the best.

Pros: Quick, dirty, gets the job done.

More on the Color Blind Method

Strategy 2: The Random Sock Sorter

Use a random number generator to determine which socks are paired and which are solo artists.

Pros: Efficient, reduces decision fatigue.

Taste the Random Sock Sorter for yourself

Strategy 3: The Sock Czar's Sock Sorting Algorithm

A complex, proprietary system for determining which socks belong together.

Pros: Highly effective, highly secretive.

Learn more about the Sock Czar's Algorithm

Other Notable Sock Related Decisions

Disclaimer

The Sock Czar's Office of Unconventional Wisdom is not responsible for any lost socks, damaged relationships, or spontaneous combustion caused by excessive sock-related stress.

Or, you know, anything.