The Sock Czar's Office of Unconventional Wisdom presents: Sock Pairing 101.
Learn from the best, learn from the worst. The following strategies have been tried, tested, and mostly failed.
Don't worry about matching. Just throw a handful of socks in the drawer and hope for the best.
Pros: Quick, dirty, gets the job done.
More on the Color Blind Method
Use a random number generator to determine which socks are paired and which are solo artists.
Pros: Efficient, reduces decision fatigue.
Taste the Random Sock Sorter for yourself
A complex, proprietary system for determining which socks belong together.
Pros: Highly effective, highly secretive.
Learn more about the Sock Czar's Algorithm
The Sock Czar's Office of Unconventional Wisdom is not responsible for any lost socks, damaged relationships, or spontaneous combustion caused by excessive sock-related stress.
Or, you know, anything.