Socks for the Future: Actual Decisions 2023

After months of deliberation and heated debate, the Sock Committee has reached a decision on the future of socks.

As of today, the following new policies are in effect:

• Article 1: All employees are required to wear matching socks with their company ID badge.
• Article 2: The color palette for company-issued socks will be expanded to include only bright, bold colors.
• Article 3: Any employee found wearing non-compliant socks will be subject to a mandatory meeting with HR.

We believe that these decisions will bring about a new era of sock-based prosperity and productivity.

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