Eternal Arguments: Meeting Minutes

Meeting of the Unresolved

Issue 1: The Meaning of Life (still pending)
Issue 2: Who ate the last donut (solved: Bob)
Issue 3: The color of the ceiling tiles (solved: beige, but nobody cares)
Issue 4: The eternal debate over pineapple on pizza (still pending)

Issue 1: Read the Minutes Issue 2: Read the Condemnation Issue 3: Read the Uninspiring Resolution Issue 4: Read the Unresolved Comments

Note: The above HTML/CSS output is designed to be a humorous representation of a meeting where the attendees are still debating the same issues. Each issue is listed with its status, and there is a link to a subpage for each issue to provide more information. The style is meant to be bright and eye-catching to reflect the eternal nature of the arguments.