Subtitle: Because who needs matching socks, anyway?
It all started innocently enough. A single missing sock in the laundry basket. But as the days went by, the disappearances continued. It seemed like every time we did a load of laundry, at least one sock would vanish into thin air.
At first, we thought it was just our imaginations playing tricks on us. But as the numbers grew, we realized something sinister was afoot. The Sock Goblin, as we came to call it, was real.
We've collected all the evidence we could find, and it points to one thing: the Sock Goblin is real.
We've uncovered a complex web of deceit that goes all the way to the top. Sock companies, laundry detergent manufacturers, even the government is involved.
It's a cover-up, folks. They're hiding something from us.