The Actual Issue: Something We Actually Need to Talk About

We're all aware that our stapler has been on the fritz. It's been jammed, it's been sticky, and it's been generally uncooperative. We need to get to the bottom of this and discuss possible solutions. Possible solutions include: 1) buying a new stapler, 2) using the stapler that's been sitting in the supply closet since 2018, or 3) just not having a stapler at all.

Solutions The Stapler's History