Actual Meeting Agenda

Today's meeting will cover:

• 1:00 - Introductions and awkward small talk
• 1:15 - Review of last week's meeting minutes (which nobody actually read)
• 1:30 - Discussion of the Johnson Report (which will be mostly ignored)
• 2:00 - Break for coffee and stale pastries
• 2:15 - Brainstorming session (where we will come up with 5 ideas that will never happen)

Important Announcements:

• Don't forget to water the office plants
• There will be a 3-hour meeting on Friday to discuss the 3-hour meeting on Friday

Upcoming Events:

• Future Actual Meetigs
• Previous Actual Meetings

Disclaimer: Actual meeting times and topics subject to change based on the whims of the meeting leader.