John, CEO
John: We are gathered here to discuss the meaning of "Actual Meeting."
John, CEO: I think it means we're all wearing suits.
John: But doesn't it also mean we have chairs?
John, CEO: No. That's just a chair.
John: But what about the chair I'm sitting in?
John, CEO: That's just a chair too.
John: But I'm not sure if it's actual.
John, CEO: Fine. Meeting adjourned.