We are gathered here today to make some actual decisions. Or maybe not. Maybe we'll just talk about it for a bit. Or maybe we'll just stare at each other in silence, wondering what the point of it all is.
We have been discussing this for hours, and we are no closer to a resolution than when we started. But don't worry, we'll get there eventually.
We will reconvene in 5 minutes to see if we can make some actual progress. Or maybe we'll just go get some snacks.
Next Meeting: The One Where We Actually Decide
Meeting 3: The One Where We Realize We're All Just Making It Up As We Go Along