Minutes of the "Not Really" Meeting

Actual Agenda Not Actually Actualized

Present: Not Present, Not Actually

Objective: To Not Achieve Anything

Discussion Points:

• Not Actually Discussing Anything
• Spending an Excessive Amount of Time on Unimportant Topics
• Misusing Company Resources for Non-Essential Tasks

Minutes of the Meeting

Noted that the meeting did not actually occur.

Noted that the agenda was not actually followed.

Noted that the meeting did not actually achieve its objectives.

Adjourned, sort of.

Next Meeting

Minutes of the Next Meeting that Never Happens

Meeting Management Committee

Who Actually Manages the Meeting Management