Welcome, tardy individuals, to our esteemed gathering of latecomers!
As mandated by the Great and Powerful Meeting Overlord, all attendees are required to arrive precisely 17 minutes after the scheduled start time, lest they face the wrath of the meeting's dreaded Timekeeper.
Below, find the Mandated Latecomer Agenda:
| Arrival Time | Penalty |
|---|---|
| 17:01 | Verbal reprimand |
| 17:03 | Temporary exile to the conference room's outer circle |
| 17:05 | Loss of all snacks and beverages |
| 17:10 | Mandatory attendance at the meeting's dreaded 'Team-Building' exercise |
| 17:11+ | Permanant banishment from the company's premises |
Don't be late, or face the consequences! See the Meeting Mandates Memorandum for more information.