MANDATE AGENDA
Actual Meetings, Real Agendas, Unbridled Bureaucracy
Today's Agenda:
Important Mandate Reminders:
- Remember to bring your stapler.
- Do not bring your phone.
- Do not even think about bringing your phone.
Side Effects of Mandates:
- Confusion and bewilderment.
- Excessive use of jargon.
- Unrelenting tedium.
Disclaimer: The information presented on this page is entirely fictional and not meant to be taken seriously.
Unless you're in a meeting, then take it VERY seriously.
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