Actual Meetings: The Agenda for Today

Today's Schedule:

• Meeting Minutes
• This Very Important Meeting
• The Other Very Important Meeting

Important Topics:

• Discussing the merits of the copier jam
• Deciding on the optimal pizza topping ratio
• Playing "Who Can Stare the Longest at the Whiteboard"

Attendees:

• Bob
• Jane
• Manager

Location:

The conference room, where the walls are adorned with motivational posters of our company's CEO

Agenda:

• 1300-1400: Meeting for the ages
• 1400-1500: The thrilling conclusion

Note:

Please arrive prepared for an open discussion, or don't.