Today's agenda for the most prophetic of prophets:
15:00 - 15:30: "The Future of the Apocalypse" - A discussion on the impending doom and gloom of it all.
15:30 - 16:00: "Prophetic Proclamations and Public Speaking" - Tips and tricks for delivering your apocalyptic message to the masses.
16:00 - 16:30: "The Art of Correctly Predicting the Weather" - A crash course in meteorology for prophets on-the-go.