Actual Meeting Minutes - 1987

Meeting 1: The Great Sausage Debate

Present: John, Jane, Bob

Topic: The Best Sausage to Serve at the Annual BBQ

John: I say we go with the good ol' fashioned Pork Sausage.

Bob: No way, we have to go with the more "refined" Bratwurst.

Jane: But what about the All-Beef option?

John: Too bland.

Bob: Too processed.

Jane: Too...meaty?

Decision: Bratwurst by a hair.

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