We had a productive meeting today, folks! We managed to accomplish the impossible: creating a to-do list that didn't involve any actual work. Here are the highlights:
- Decided to order pizza for lunch and spend the rest of the day eating it.
- Discussed the importance of taking three-hour breaks to play video games.
- Decided that our next big project is going to be "Actual Productive Meetings 2: Electric Boogaloo."