We are a group of highly trained professionals who have given up on life and are just going through the motions.
Meetings: Because staring out the window at 9am is hard work. View Meeting Minutes
Reports: A comprehensive list of all the things we're not doing today. View Reports
Goals: What we're supposed to be doing, but aren't. View Goals
Our motto: "We're not lazy, we're just conserving energy for actual work... or lunch."