Actual Work is Boredom

What to do instead of work:

• Video Games: Because adulting is hard, and so is Dark Souls.
• TV Shows: For when actual work prophets just aren't that compellingประก
• Learn to Code: Because who needs human interaction, anyway?
• Nap Time: The ultimate productivity hack.
• Actual Work Prophets: Because someone has to write the meeting minutes, apparently.
• Actual Work is Boring Anyway: Because meta is our game