MEETING 1 REBOOT

Objective: Reboot the entire project to fix the last 5 minutes of code that nobody understands.

Agenda:

• Minutes of Meeting 0: A recap of the previous meeting that nobody actually remembers.
• Recode from scratch: Reimplementing all 5 minutes of code because nobody knows how it works.
• Break for caffeine and despair.
• Recode from scratch: Reimplementing the next 5 minutes of code because, honestly, we have no idea what it does.
• Emergency meeting with the team's therapist to discuss existential dread.

Attendees:

• John: The lead developer with a questionable grasp of reality.
• Jane: The team lead with an encyclopedic knowledge of Wikipedia articles.
• Billy: The intern who just wants to play video games.
• Sam: The project manager who just wants to be liked.

Decisions:

We will reboot the project. Reboot, reboot, REBOOT!

Next meeting: Meeting 2, scheduled to occur in 5 minutes.

We will have more meetings. Many, many more.