Minutes of the meeting where we discussed the most pressing biscuit-related matters.
Chairman: Sir Reginald P. Bottomsworth
Attendees: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and 3 others
Meeting Objective: To decide the optimal biscuit-to-sauce ratio for the office break room.
Discussion:
John: "I say we go with 2:1. The more biscuit, the merrier!"
Alice: "But what about the calories, John? We can't have our break room turning into a heart attack waiting to happen!"
Bob: "Have you considered the aesthetic implications of a biscuit-scarce break room? It's a visual travesty, I say!"
Decision:
Resolution: To adopt a 1.5:1 biscuit-to-sauce ratio, pending further research and experimentation.