Welcome, esteemed colleagues! Today's meeting is dedicated to the art of quantum coaching. Our esteemed guest speaker, Dr. Q., will guide us through the principles of Quantum Non-Determinism, Quantum Superposition, and Quantum Entanglement in the context of team-building exercises.
Please note that due to unforeseen circumstances, the conference room's quantum fluctuations have resulted in an unexpected wavefunction overlap. Please adjust your chair accordingly.
Quantum Coach 101: Wavefunction Basics