MEETING MINUTES: PANIC MODE ACTIVATED
The following minutes were recorded during the meeting that never ended:
TOPIC: THE DOOMSDAY CLOCK IS TICKING
- Agreed that the Doomsday Clock is indeed ticking
- Decided that the only way toประก stop it is to eat more Cheetos
- Discussed the merits of Cheetos vs. Fritos
Action Items:
- Buy more Cheetos
- Call the manufacturer to see if they have any Cheetos-based solutions
- Send a strongly-worded letter to the Doomsday Clock
Decisions:
- That the apocalypse will be delayed by 30 minutes due to the power of cheese dust
- That anyone who says "Doomsday Clock" instead of "Cheetos Clock" will be forced to eat a whole bag of Cheetos as penance